War

I declare war! I have had with these domestic terrorist! I have been silent long enough and now it is time to act. I have tried to co-exist with them, At first I thought this place is big enough, we can get along. But they have gone too far! I have talked to the wife about this problem but I don't think she understood the magnitude of this situation so the other night I took her deep into there world. I showed her the compound they call home and now she understands the threat they pose to us. However I was not quite ready to declare war until tonight. I needed to gear up before I took on this enemy so last night after we had a nice meal together we went to the gun store and after talking with the nice man behind the counter we found the weapon that suits my needs. It is a Berreta and it is sexy! It holds 12 shots of hell and brim fire intended for my enemy! It will send the shot out of the muzzle at 350 feet per second, for low light conditions and quick shots I purchased a laser for it and that just makes my new weapon all the more sexy!! I purchased 1000 rounds just to get me started and now I am ready. As I said before I was willing to try to get along but when they started to eat my tomatoes that was the last straw!!! Now the mice must die!! I will no longer tolerate them in my garden, in my shed where they eat my lawn seed and poop on my lawn mower. I am going to end this battle for territory before they make it into the house. I want them to know that the citizens of Brandol-topia will not stand by while they push us around and take over our place while we stand there helpless . No we the people will fight back with deadly force! Sure I will use land mines (mouse traps) but I want them to see the face of there enemy so they know I am not afraid and I will fight for what is mine. So to all the mice out there please know that me, my dogs and my new pellet gun will be on regular patrols. No females or infants are safe from my fury. I will shoot, therefore if you value your life it is best you back up the family and head some ware else. I am coming and hell is coming with me!!